1. A stovetop moka espresso maker that’ll deliver you a cup of deliciousness in ~5 minutes. Heavenly.
Plus, this was made in Italy AKA it has to be amazing.
Promising review: “Never have I ever had a better cup of coffee or espresso! We put the max amount of water and coffee grounds and, it’s not as strong as espresso, but it’s much stronger than coffee. Whatever it is, it is the best I have ever had, hands down. Plus, this thing is easy to clean.” —Brian
2. A Henry VIII heat-changing mug currently employed as a magician. It can make women disappear, for example.
Psst, this is not dishwasher-safe!
Promising review: “This is a super fun gift to give a Tudor fanatic! The person I gave this to was delighted!” —Carrie O.